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lockstock
30-05-2007, 22:56
The Next DAB Members League meet/comp will be held at Southbourne (nr Bournemouth on 2nd June. This will be an evening comp - comp start at 6pm fish to 10.30 or 11 pm (to be decided). Meet at the Bistro Car Park about 5.30pm. Full deatils on the DAB Website Forum. If you've not joined DAB yet but fancy fishing in our friendly and fun events and league along the Dorset coast please contact me via pm.

andy colmer
30-05-2007, 23:09
The Next DAB Members League meet/comp will be held at Southbourne (nr Bournemouth on 2nd June. This will be an evening comp - comp start at 6pm fish to 10.30 or 11 pm (to be decided). Meet at the Bistro Car Park about 5.30pm. Full deatils on the DAB Website Forum. If you've not joined DAB yet but fancy fishing in our friendly and fun events and league along the Dorset coast please contact me via pm.

Hoping to be there Andy......wanted to do the Pevensey meet too, but on the same day, unfortunately. :g: Had a really nice day at the last Pevensey meet and enjoyed the company of some top blokes; same as at the West Bexi meet.

If I get a pass....and this is in debate as we speak, I will be there....providing Henry's swollen appendage doesn't get any worse!!

Take care.

Andy. :)

lockstock
30-05-2007, 23:25
Hope you and Henry can make it - there have been some good Rays landed off the beach recently and smoothounds are showing too - along with a chance of Sole & Turbot the prospects are interesting!

Ian Houlton
31-05-2007, 11:00
Those of us who never coughed up subs from last time need to Pay twice!
me included.
Also io believe Edgey is attending so anyone that can kick him good and hard on his bad leg can have a rig of thier choice off me!

crazyplums
31-05-2007, 11:58
Hope you and Henry can make it - there have been some good Rays landed off the beach recently and smoothounds are showing too - along with a chance of Sole & Turbot the prospects are interesting!

oh i see, dab trying to pinch people from our pevensey meet hey ? :g::g::g::schmoll:

Edgey
31-05-2007, 12:52
oh i see, dab trying to pinch people from our pevensey meet hey ? :g::g::g::schmoll:

Mega embarrassment. Started to feel better, thought about fishing and saw DAB ad and thought ah a short session. Also short walk which I can only do at the moment. Mea Culpa.

Lockstock you have a PM

Edgey
31-05-2007, 12:54
Those of us who never coughed up subs from last time need to Pay twice!
me included.
Also io believe Edgey is attending so anyone that can kick him good and hard on his bad leg can have a rig of thier choice off me!

Same applies to Ian. Anyone who can kick his head and knee gets a Pint.

Ian Houlton
31-05-2007, 13:49
oh i see, dab trying to pinch people from our pevensey meet hey ? :g::g::g::schmoll:

oops, sorry we have got a comp/meet on the same night, but as Edgey is a member of D.A.B it don't really matter does it:)

crazyplums
31-05-2007, 13:51
oops, sorry we have got a comp/meet on the same night, but as Edgey is a member of D.A.B it don't really matter does it:)


only because he said he was coming to ours first !!!! not that i'm bitter about it :kissing: but we did post our meet up first !

Ian Houlton
31-05-2007, 14:00
only because he said he was coming to ours first !!!! not that i'm bitter about it :kissing: but we did post our meet up first !

oh contraire my good man, we had it sent out as club newsletters beforew that:) anyway, he's playing with us lol

Edgey
31-05-2007, 14:13
only because he said he was coming to ours first !!!! not that i'm bitter about it :kissing: but we did post our meet up first !

OK.

1. Humoungous Apologies to Crazy Plums and his team from me.
2. For some strange reason I got it into my head that Friday was the Pevensey meet and Saturday the DAB meet. Probably the vast quantities of pills I am having to take at the moment.
3. In reality it has been touch and go whether I could do either and because it was Saturday, I thought fine, I can't make Friday for definite and maybe be able to make Saturday.
4. It looks OK for Saturday, just walked fifty yards and not in too much pain, so remain hopeful
5. Please forgive me CP, I have screwed up big time and promise faithfully to pay humoungous fines in the form of beer for the TE guys at your next meet:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

lockstock
31-05-2007, 14:19
Those of us who never coughed up subs from last time need to Pay twice!
me included.
Also io believe Edgey is attending so anyone that can kick him good and hard on his bad leg can have a rig of thier choice off me!

As both Ian and Edgey have bad legs at the moment I proposed a three legged race along the beach - Ian and Edgey can tie their bad legs together to make one good one!

Edgey
31-05-2007, 14:25
As both Ian and Edgey have bad legs at the moment I proposed a three legged race along the beach - Ian and Edgey can tie their bad legs together to make one good one!

I would like to think of something really witty to say in reply, but can't. That is what really gets to me.

How about; Locky go and put your key in something painful:giveup:.

crazyplums
31-05-2007, 14:30
lol, don't you be speaking none of that french tongue at me, traitor !!

lockstock
31-05-2007, 14:31
I'm sure you'll think of something by the weekend! So has our new Wotsit sponsored mod been formerly appointed yet?

Ian Houlton
31-05-2007, 15:16
As both Ian and Edgey have bad legs at the moment I proposed a three legged race along the beach - Ian and Edgey can tie their bad legs together to make one good one!

I aint spending perfectly good fishing time strapped to the pi**:uhuh:ed up git

Edgey
31-05-2007, 15:22
I aint spending perfectly good fishing time strapped to the pi**:uhuh:ed up git

You didn't seem to object the last time:clap3:

Edgey
31-05-2007, 15:25
lol, don't you be speaking none of that french tongue at me, traitor !!


Qu'est ce que vous dit Monsieur. Je ne comprends pas. Qu'est ce que Le French Git?:):). Etes vous dit de moi?

Je donne vous un Gant.

Les pistols a la matin peut-etre.

Autre les Beers dans les soirs.

Ian Houlton
31-05-2007, 15:36
Qu'est ce que vous dit Monsieur. Je ne comprends pas. Qu'est ce que Le French Git?:):). Etes vous dit de moi?

Je donne vous un Gant.

Les pistols a la matin peut-etre.

Autre les Beers dans les soirs.

yeah we had one of those but the wheels came off of it :blink:

Edgey
31-05-2007, 15:49
yeah we had one of those but the wheels came off of it :blink:

Pour qui raison les roues departez? Peut-etre ils n'ont pas été joints correctement en premier lieu. Ou possible pour de autre raison?

lockstock
31-05-2007, 15:52
Pour qui raison les roues departez? Peut-etre ils n'ont pas été joints correctement en premier lieu. Ou possible pour de autre raison?

Translated by Google = "For which reason the wheels departez? Perhaps they were not joined correctly initially. Or possible for other reason? "

crazyplums
31-05-2007, 17:01
Translated by Google = "For which reason the wheels departez? Perhaps they were not joined correctly initially. Or possible for other reason? "


i knew that :unsure:

Edgey
31-05-2007, 17:27
More than I did:):)

Edgey
31-05-2007, 18:41
It would appear that the delightful Lisa baked us another of her lovely cakes for Saturday evening and then her numpty Husband went and fed it to the dog!!!

Why is it that it is always the dog that gets the cake and eats it.

I have now been told by my own delightful Wife; that as she has to go and walk, what are now referred to as, my Dogs; as I am temporarily unable to do so, which also means that I can't go to the Pub as well, which she claims is to "mybenefit"; that I should "getalife", stop being a "sadbastard", and if I am well enough to sit at my desk and post on WSF, I can go and "emptythewashingupmachine" making sure I "puteverythingawayintherightplace" and "fillitupagain".

What I don't understand is what these terms are or mean:

mybenefit?
getalife?
sadbastard?
emptythewashingupmachine
puteverythingawayintherightplace?
and
fillitupagain?

They get said to me on an almost daily basis and I never seem to understand.

lockstock
31-05-2007, 18:58
Ummm - More foriegn lingo! I find that just nodding and buying the odd bunch of flowers works!

Edgey
31-05-2007, 19:01
Ummm - More foriegn lingo! I find that just nodding and buying the odd bunch of flowers works!

That sounds a good idea. I'll go and pick some out of my neighbour's garden as my two chocolate labradors played a game of chase me chase me in my garden and we don't have any left.

lockstock
31-05-2007, 19:12
Edgey - don't leave chocolate labradors out in the sun they'll melt!

Edgey
31-05-2007, 19:19
Edgey - don't leave chocolate labradors out in the sun they'll melt!

These two never lie still long enough to do so.

If it is not playing chase me chase me, it is finding the nearest dirtiest filthiest smelliest puddle and lying in it for a minute and then locating the nearest piece of fox droppings and rolling in it, and then rushing back to say please cuddle us. They can't seem to understand why we run off.

Ian Houlton
31-05-2007, 20:34
It would appear that the delightful Lisa baked us another of her lovely cakes for Saturday evening and then her numpty Husband went and fed it to the dog!!!

Why is it that it is always the dog that gets the cake and eats it.

I have now been told by my own delightful Wife; that as she has to go and walk, what are now referred to as, my Dogs; as I am temporarily unable to do so, which also means that I can't go to the Pub as well, which she claims is to "mybenefit"; that I should "getalife", stop being a "sadbastard", and if I am well enough to sit at my desk and post on WSF, I can go and "emptythewashingupmachine" making sure I "puteverythingawayintherightplace" and "fillitupagain".

What I don't understand is what these terms are or mean:

mybenefit?
getalife?
sadbastard?
emptythewashingupmachine
puteverythingawayintherightplace?
and
fillitupagain?

They get said to me on an almost daily basis and I never seem to understand.

er just to clarify my position as numpty husband.
The cake was in the kitchen, I was in the workshop making your bloody rigs.
Charlie the dog helped himself and finished the lot off.
He also had a head fit at the delivery driver and has forced me to get "dog on duty" signs

oh yes and a few days ago, rcalimeri graced our doorstep with his precence and on opening the door charlie the dog hastened to get a sniff of our visitor but he was going a little too fast and actually head butted richard clean in the spuds.:blink:

He will not be attending as club mascot on Saturday!

lockstock
31-05-2007, 21:04
Thanks - I was going to eat my dinner but the thought of your dog with its head in richards stinky spuds has put me off!

blankerman
31-05-2007, 21:54
Thanks - I was going to eat my dinner but the thought of your dog with its head in richards stinky spuds has put me off!


spuds....heard they were more like sprouts:unsure:

Edgey
31-05-2007, 22:51
spuds....heard they were more like sprouts:unsure:


Maybe Charlie thought Richard was a branch of SPUD-U-LIKE.:clap2::clap2:


I had better go and crawl into my cave and cover my head now.

Edgey
31-05-2007, 22:53
er just to clarify my position as numpty husband.
The cake was in the kitchen, I was in the workshop making your bloody rigs.
Charlie the dog helped himself and finished the lot off.
He also had a head fit at the delivery driver and has forced me to get "dog on duty" signs

oh yes and a few days ago, rcalimeri graced our doorstep with his precence and on opening the door charlie the dog hastened to get a sniff of our visitor but he was going a little too fast and actually head butted richard clean in the spuds.:blink:

He will not be attending as club mascot on Saturday!

Didn't King Arser have a problem like that?

ChezzieM
01-06-2007, 07:54
christ!! im glad im not a mod anymore....



more off topic........... than edgey staying sober:)







has any of this go relevance to saturdays meet???



























who cares, anyway. lol

lockstock
01-06-2007, 08:46
Thats the spirit Matt! We have a new Mod now so we will have to behave again! Are you coming on Saturday?

Ian Houlton
01-06-2007, 10:15
Thats the spirit Matt! We have a new Mod now so we will have to behave again! Are you coming on Saturday?

Yes he is, and our new mod with a bit of luck. we can take the P**s all we like then :)

ChezzieM
01-06-2007, 12:44
roll on tomorrow!!!