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Discussion in 'Saltwater Fly Fishing' started by B L Z Bub, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. B L Z Bub

    B L Z Bub

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    A recent comment has given me an idea, which will benefit all posters on here. And stick some much needed wonga in my back pocket

    The essence is, I give you advice and you pay for it, SIMPLES

    Each question answered attracts I unit, some questions cost more than others. A simply yes or no is one unit, FO's also same rate. Get the idea? Unit's can be purchased in blocks of 10, for £10. Sentences are expensive and a whole paragraph can require more than 1 block of units.

    I do like to be up front about the charges, plain and simple is my byword (and often epitomises some of the fkwts that ask questions).

    Anyways, the advice will only remain online for 30 seconds after the question is asked, don't want some social media type copying and pasting all over the webby thing. Ive a living to make after all.

    Oh, and btw polite and courteous costs more, and if I think your'e a prat, I'll knock a couple units off your block.

    Here is a menu of what you can expect and how many units required

    Question

    Which Rod is best for................ (2)
    Which lure is best for ..............................(2)
    What line is best (20) - Can be controversial
    Is Nick P a deity (0)
    Who will win the St Leger (25) - No refunds
    Whats tonights winning lottery no (1,00000000000000000000000000000000000)
    Can you reccomend a...............(1)
    Is *******, illegal/unnatural or unhealthy in a normal man (10)
    Are you shgging my Mrs (yes - probably, you can have that one for nothing - I did)
    Is fly "A" more effective than fly "B" (40)
    Is a HP/SP more effective than the god given way of the fly, this attracts a prat premium, some people !
    There's a double charge for rhetorical questions

    PM me for paypal details (no P & P)
     
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  3. Clouser bob

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    May I open a credit account?
     
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  4. SeaCoarseGame

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    Excellent. I'd like to purchase 20 units please as I've got two lines in mind and I'm not sure which one would be best.

    They are:

    1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    2. You must have just come out of an oven - you're totally hot!

    Now don't mess it up. I've got one shot at this and if you recommend the wrong line it'll be on you.

    Trusting your services are good, yours...SCG
     
  5. B L Z Bub

    B L Z Bub

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    1. Not bad, better is "heaven must be missing an angel"
    2. Dont use this if the target is non aryan, can give rise to a smack

    I'd go with 1. I've never used such devices, as I have charisma, charm and looks.

    If you have neither, can I suggest more credits and I'll try and assist, although I can't work miracles (but I know someone who can, he ain't cheap though)

    BB

    PS, just seen your picture on "the meets", I think you need more help than me and the other omnipotent beings can offer. Have you considered "embarassing bodies"

    Sadly youve used up all credits, did say polite was more.:)
     
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