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Becuase nobody likes what everybody else likes, I have a plan.
Lets ban EVERYTHING!
The rules though are as follows:
You are permitted to live in a house but cannot leave that house only to go to special areas where you can pick up food tablets, everything else in the world has "feelings" so we can't eat them oh and we are no longer top of the food chain, the government decided that 50.0000001% of the country didn't agree with the theory so we can't eat anything that may get hurt when its used as food or anything else for that matter (animals, veggies, fruit). They also decided that we can no longer walk on the grass or anything "non tarmac" incase we hurt any creatures on the way. We can't have water because that would be taking something out of the environment for human use so instead we have tablets that do this for us.
So in essence, we can't do anything that would hurt anything else, so we can no longer build houses, can't drive cars, can't work, can't walk, can't eat, can't enjoy ourselves, can't be buried...so in effect...there is no point in us been here.
Bugger....
Lets ban EVERYTHING!
The rules though are as follows:
You are permitted to live in a house but cannot leave that house only to go to special areas where you can pick up food tablets, everything else in the world has "feelings" so we can't eat them oh and we are no longer top of the food chain, the government decided that 50.0000001% of the country didn't agree with the theory so we can't eat anything that may get hurt when its used as food or anything else for that matter (animals, veggies, fruit). They also decided that we can no longer walk on the grass or anything "non tarmac" incase we hurt any creatures on the way. We can't have water because that would be taking something out of the environment for human use so instead we have tablets that do this for us.
So in essence, we can't do anything that would hurt anything else, so we can no longer build houses, can't drive cars, can't work, can't walk, can't eat, can't enjoy ourselves, can't be buried...so in effect...there is no point in us been here.
Bugger....