[matchman]

Right, no mincing of words here with this one, it will probably get struck off ,but here goes.
It will be widely reported in tommorows (thursdays) local press-that the orrible ,orrible scroat, Paul Gadd (stage name sounds like 'up the Gary Shi*er'' ) has decided to move into poor old sleepy Hythe, to live , and where We are not used to this sort of thing! So if You are bringing your nippers with you to fish Hythe-keep a wary eye out for any 5ft bald, bearded blokes walking along the parade.
If He comes into our shop looking to start up beach 'fishing' i shall personaly give him a guided tour of the Admiralty (like right off the end!!).cheers all.

 

[captin]

he cant be that bad all the kids love him good style well thats what his girlfriend said in broken english not bad for a 5 year old still come on come on come on he is the leader the leader of the pedo gang

 

[matchman]

what are you like capt i'm off to Thailand on my hols!!

 

[captin]

nice one mick i hear theres a back cure out there just find your self a lady boy and enjoy lol bob the nob

 

[Gene Hunt]

crab bait, rubby dubby and 'please go away to where someone wants you' (very pc) comes to mind.:busted_co

 

[pigtin]

We went through all of this in Herne Bay a year or so ago. It turned out to be someone who looked like him a little too much. He was given a pretty rough time for his bizzarre appearance and even had his vehicle damaged.

 

[Snaggletooth]

We went through all of this in Herne Bay a year or so ago. It turned out to be someone who looked like him a little too much. He was given a pretty rough time for his bizzarre appearance and even had his vehicle damaged.

Which is what is more than likely going to happen again!