Warning, Warning !!

Right, no mincing of words here with this one, it will probably get struck off ,but here goes.
It will be widely reported in tommorows (thursdays) local press-that the orrible ,orrible scroat, Paul Gadd (stage name sounds like 'up the Gary Shi*er'' ) has decided to move into poor old sleepy Hythe, to live , and where We are not used to this sort of thing! So if You are bringing your nippers with you to fish Hythe-keep a wary eye out for any 5ft bald, bearded blokes walking along the parade.
If He comes into our shop looking to start up beach 'fishing' i shall personaly give him a guided tour of the Admiralty (like right off the end!!).cheers all.