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WANTED,,,,,,, WOMAN TO COOK,CLEAN FISH , DIG WORMS, make love .MUST HAVE GOOD BOAT AND MOTOR.PLEASE ENCLOSE PICTURE OF BOAT AND MOTOR...........:boat::boat::boat::clap2::clap2::clap2:
 

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WANTED,,,,,,, WOMAN TO COOK,CLEAN FISH , DIG WORMS, make love .MUST HAVE GOOD BOAT AND MOTOR.PLEASE ENCLOSE PICTURE OF BOAT AND MOTOR...........:boat::boat::boat::clap2::clap2::clap2:
:clap3: I've got it on a Bass Pro T shirt, wife hates it, sister in law hates it, daughters hate it, what is it with women? :clap3:
 

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:clap3: I've got it on a Bass Pro T shirt, wife hates it, sister in law hates it, daughters hate it, what is it with women? :clap3:
My wife was in in a card shop and thought of me as soon as she saw it.It is now framed and hanging in MY ROOM,,,,,:):):)
 

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You forgot a few requirements I reckon, must she also own a pub, do dog walking duties and perform a daily massage ?
I said to the missus put your coat on I'm off down the Dog & Duck, she said great doe's that meen I'm comeing too ? I said no I'm turning the central heating off !
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and drive you to and carry your kit to your mark. Set up base camp for ya, leave quietly, come back when YOU! decide your ready to go home. Run a bath for you, wash your kit down and put it back as it should be. Let you have a few good hours kip before she asks if you'd like some rumpy pumpy. Where upon, you can say, "sorry hun I'm not in the mood"
Sorted..............can't think why i'm single?
 

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don't know what u boys are lookin for ive got one like that
oh then I woke up...................
 

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I have got one like that!
Don't tell the wife though!! ;)
 

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I used to have a wife that would encourge me to go fishing when ever i wanted too. She was a good cook good house keeper and ticked all boxes inbetween. Used to make my flask up with plenty of grub. And wave me goodbye as i left. I once forgot my head torch so had to nip home after a few hours out. Found her in bed with the bird from nextdoor. No wonder she was so keen..lol.
 

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I used to have a wife that would encourge me to go fishing when ever i wanted too. She was a good cook good house keeper and ticked all boxes inbetween. Used to make my flask up with plenty of grub. And wave me goodbye as i left. I once forgot my head torch so had to nip home after a few hours out. Found her in bed with the bird from nextdoor. No wonder she was so keen..lol.


So you managed to turn her off men altogether lol
 

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Figure she went on the princable that she was gonna end up with the smell of fish one way or the other by the end of the night. All i ever got out of it was a credit card bill for some unused video cameras. Miserable cow.
 
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